Lupin the 3rd (TV Series)
Jûnen kinko wa yabureruka (1978)
Michelle Ruff: Fujiko Mine
Quotes
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[Fujiko is stuck in safe-like handcuffs]
Goemon Ishikawa XIII : So, Fujiko, how attached are you to those hands?
Fujiko Mine : [throws a vase at Goemon, who dodges] OH, SHUT UP! Don't even joke about that! Since when did you develop a sense of humor anyway?
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Daisuke Jigen : [while reading the newspaper] It says Marukin Safe's going bankrupt. The whole thing's your fault. Congratulations, Lupin.
Arsène Lupin III : Hmm? What are you talking about?
Daisuke Jigen : It says that "Decline in consumer confidence led to slowing sales, return of merchandise, and lawsuits."
Goemon Ishikawa XIII : Other then that though, business is great.
Fujiko Mine : [while playing a video game with Lupin] You're such a bad person.
Arsène Lupin III : Hey, capitalism needs me. I inspire product in ovation and that means new business.
Fujiko Mine : I get it. You're like one of those criminal CEOs. Such a true believer that you're actually willing to lie, cheat, and steal for capitalism, right? What a guy.
Arsène Lupin III : [chuckles] Right, that's me. Just another starry-eyed idealist.
Daisuke Jigen : And seducing married women, is that part of the grand plan, huh?
[Lupin stutters and drops his game controller, losing the game]
Fujiko Mine : What?
Arsène Lupin III : Oh, damn it! Uugh! Thanks a lot! What the hell are you talking about?
Daisuke Jigen : Says here the guy's wife's been in some kind of romantic delirium ever since.
Fujiko Mine : You are such a jerk!
Arsène Lupin III : The woman was upset. I just calmed her down a little like, uh, any gentleman would.
Fujiko Mine : [throws her controller at Lupin] Oh, sure!
Arsène Lupin III : Can I help it if I'm polite?
Fujiko Mine : I've had it with you!
Arsène Lupin III : Aw, come on, Fujicakes!
[Fujiko leaves]
Daisuke Jigen : [to Lupin] You didn't keep the disguise on, did ya? 'Cause that's REALLY a disturbing image.
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Fujiko Mine : If I ever talk about having kids, slap me.
