Lupin the 3rd (TV Series)

Burakku pansa (1978)

Tony Oliver: Arsène Lupin III

Quotes 

• Arsène Lupin III : This is great. I mean, this is the ultimate mother of all birthday presents. Can you imagine her reaction when she opens it up?

  [imitates Fujiko with a girlish voice] 

  Arsène Lupin III : You're giving me the Black Panther? Oh, Lupin, I love you! Come over here, I want to be your little pussycat!

  [makes kissing sounds near Goemon] 

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : [blocks Lupin]  First, I'm not a prop for your sexual fantasies. Secondly...

  [shoves Lupin away] 

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : You don't have it yet!

• [spying on Conaiseau] 

  Daisuke Jigen : It sounds like they're getting ready to hit the road. Yeah, you called it, Lupin.

  Arsène Lupin III : I still can't figure it, though. This guy's nuts. At least with Pops, it's all, you know, pretty damn... predictable.

  Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : [suddenly appears]  Well, well!

  Arsène Lupin III : Usually, anyway!

  Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : All of ya, out of the car now!

  Arsène Lupin III : Well, what can one say to a gracious invitation like that except... Bleh! FLOOR IT!

  [Lupin and his gang drives away] 

• [chased by a mob of angry women] 

  Conaiseau : That's no way to charm a lady!

  Arsène Lupin III : Oh, like I'm gonna take lessons from you!

• Daisuke Jigen : [looking through binoculars]  Hang on a second. On that island up ahead, there's a sign. It looks like it says something like "Nature Camp."

  Arsène Lupin III : Nature what? Are you sure you got that right?

  Daisuke Jigen : [shocked]  You're not gonna believe this... holy crap!

  Arsène Lupin III : What is it? What's the matter?

  Daisuke Jigen : Well, it's... you gotta see this.

  [Lupin looks for himself] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Wha-wha-wowow! Now THAT's what I call a Nature Camp! Damn, I love my work! Wha-wha-hahaha-wowow! WE'RE GONNA SEE NAKED LADIES!

• Daisuke Jigen : It's three to one, Lupin. Why don't we just take this guy out?

  Additional Voices : Hardly worth the effort.

  Arsène Lupin III : [blinking dumbfoundedly]  Huh?

  Additional Voices : You see, gentlemen, what I have here is the Black Panther, and yet it is also not the Black Panther.

  Arsène Lupin III : What do you mean?

  Additional Voices : Well, I'll show you. Have a look. Here.

  [He tosses the emerald to Lupin, who takes a look inside of it. There's nothing there] 

  Arsène Lupin III : What's going on here?

  Additional Voices : Like all cats, the Black Panther was averse to water, Mr. Lupin. And in fact, more than just that, it seems he never learned how to swim.

  Arsène Lupin III : Are you saying...?

  Additional Voices : By the time Hageito recovered it, the Black Panther had already taken his place with the Heavenly Choir. I devoted my entire career to protecting that rare creature from harm, and today, sadly, I failed him. And I'd like to be alone, now, if you don't mind.

  [He walks away, crying] 

  Daisuke Jigen : Well, that was a colossal waste of our time.

  Arsène Lupin III : [sadly]  I'm afraid it may have been even worse than that, my friend.