- Kazuma Kuwabara: What the heck happened to your arm?
- Hiei: It wouldn't obey when I gave it a specifc command, so I decided it needed to be punished.
- Yusuke Urameshi: It's time to kick some ass.
- Ogre: Koenma, sir. I don't mean to interrupt, but it's time.
- Koenma: Aw, keep your undies on.
- Koto: I just checked my watch, people, and it looks like we're moments away from the ensuing bloodbath. The outcome is uncertain but the lovely carnage is guarenteed. I'm not sure I can take it. I might faint from the anticipation.
- Kazuma Kuwabara: Ah ha! It just so happens I know a secret remedy to cure all kinds of sickness. Lemme think. First you hang upside down for awhile, then you eat five large lemons, drink some two-day-old tea with pepper in it and wrap your body in seaweed.
- Hiei: So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?