Yu Yu Hakusho: Ghost Files (TV Series)

Kurayami no Shito! Kuwabara Reiki no Ken (1992)

Justin Cook: Yusuke Urameshi

Quotes 

• Kazuma Kuwabara : Hey! What's wrong with the lights? I don't like that, lady!

  Yusuke Urameshi : Yeah, Grandma. What do you expect - us to fight in the dark?

  Genkai : Yes, you little crap, that's exactly what I expect. You must use your spirit awareness to see. Use weapons if you've got them. Hit 'em where you like. Anything goes. The winner is the one who can walk back alive.

  Yusuke Urameshi : Sounds like a typical Saturday morning street fight, huh, Kuwabara?

• Kazuma Kuwabara : I got a bad hunch, like some of that scary stuff in the forest has followed us here somehow, you know? Like some beast has been stalking me all this way, but he's too afraid to attack me.

  Yusuke Urameshi : Well, that proves it, then. After all those tests, Rando must still be after Genkai's technique.

  Kazuma Kuwabara : Who's Rando? Is he the beast?

  Yusuke Urameshi : Somethin' like that. I don't have time to explain now. Just tell me - is that hunch coming from one of those guys?

  Kazuma Kuwabara : Hard to say. I think the feeling is hidden really good. It's just hanging in the air and I can't tell where it's coming from, sort of like a... a...

  Yusuke Urameshi : Sort of like a fart in a crammed elevator?

  Kazuma Kuwabara : Well, yeah, I guess so.

• Genkai : Young man, I am a psychic, not a saint. I'll train whoever is strongest, regardless of any moral shortcomings.

  Yusuke Urameshi : [to himself]  I don't believe this hag. Now I REALLY have to win.

• Botan : I guess Kuwabara won't be so easy to beat from now on, huh?

  Yusuke Urameshi : Heh. Well at least he's still ugly.

  Kazuma Kuwabara : You better not lose before our fight.

  Yusuke Urameshi : Please! Like I'd miss a chance to beat you up.

  Genkai : Let's not waste my time. The fourth match is Kabano versus Dimwit.

  Kazuma Kuwabara : Heh, I think that's you.

  Yusuke Urameshi : And I thought my name was Yusuke.

• Genkai : Amy more delay and I'll take it as a forfeit.

  Yusuke Urameshi : Gee, somethin' tells me you're still mad about that grandma comment. You really need to enjoy life more, old lady.