- Computer voice: State password clearly.
- Arsène Lupin III: To bravely go where no man has gone, right?
- Computer voice: Second password.
- Daisuke Jigen: I'm afraid she'll not take much more, captain.
- Computer voice: State third and final password.
- Arsène Lupin III, Daisuke Jigen: Huh?
- Daisuke Jigen: Uh, what third password?
- Arsène Lupin III: Well, "He's dead, Jim" would be appropriate.
- Computer voice: State third and final password.
- Arsène Lupin III: Uh, uh, ooooh... CRAP!
- Computer voice: Correct. Proceed to Security Level C.
- Daisuke Jigen: [while driving after Zenigata] He's driving like a friggin' maniac. I gotta admit it, though: It does feel kinda nice to be running HIS sorry ass ragged for a change.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [talking in his sleep] Lupin! You sonofabitch! I swear I'll get you, if it's the last thing I ever...
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [hearing a henchman's camera shutter click and sitting up in bed] LUPIN!
- Henchman: Oh, man! Chloroform's wearing off! Let's go!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: You finally slipped up, you bastard, now you're under arrest!
- [He handcuffs his bedpost and woozily falls forward]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Everything's peaceful and beautiful now. I can dream of anything I want to, like Mama...
- Daisuke Jigen: You know, I wouldn't mind trading places with old Pops right now. At least I wouldn't have to listen to all this BS.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: A wise man once said that a copy of a beautiful thing is always an ugly thing.
- Arsène Lupin III: Open wide now, Inspector Sleeping Beauty.
- [He holds Zenigata's nose. The Inspector sneezes violently, and the microfilm goes flying]
- Arsène Lupin III: So, Pops, I hear you talk about me in your sleep!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Shut up, shut up, shut up!
- Henchman: [about Zenigata] Whoa, the boss was right. This guy is seriously obsessed.
- Henchman: [smelling Zenigata's breath as he prepares to insert the microfilm] Son of a bitch. Smells like something died in here. Guy could use a mint.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [talking in his sleep] Lupin, you bastard, at last I caught you...
- [He rolls over and almost falls off his bed, frantically kicking his legs]
- Boss: Our adversary is Lupin. He doesn't give up so easily.
- Crook 1: Even Lupin won't be able to do much once he discovers the hiding place.
- Crook 2: Our boss is really smart! All we have to do is retrieve the microfilm with a little surgery after things settle down.
- Boss: Let me verify one more time. Did you hide it "there" for sure?
- Crook 2: Rest assured. We put it in his tooth. Here is the evidence in a photograph.
- [He presents the photograph to the boss, who is actually Lupin in disguise]
- Arsène Lupin III: [blowing his cover] Yikes! That's Zenigata! Pops!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Across the ocean is Japan. Maybe I should give up on Lupin and... No, no! I can't do that!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: It's a new morning in Tokyo. Maybe I should just go home and give up and start...
- [He suddenly sobs loudly and beats his head]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: What am I saying?
- [as he wails, he drops a pair of handcuffs. As he sees them on the ground, he cries again]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: No rest for me, no comfort, until Lupin is behind bars! You hear me? None!
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, check it out, man. He's going into that clinic over there.
- Arsène Lupin III: [watching Zenigata trudge into the clinic] Yeah, look at him. Doesn't seem like his usual self now, does he?
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, Old Man Zenigata. Long time no see.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [thinking Lupin is a hallucination] Lupin shows up in front of my face like this... Impossible!
- Arsène Lupin III: [slightly confused] What's wrong? Have you given up on catching me?
- [as he says this, Zenigata beats his head to make the hallucination go away]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: I'm hallucinating again! This is just Lupin's phantom!
- [He closes his eyes and prays]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Amen! Somen! Namo-Abitabha!
- [He opens his eyes and finds Lupin still standing in front of him]
- Arsène Lupin III: Peek-a-boo! Bleah!
- [Zenigata screams and turns tail]
- Arsène Lupin III: [as a hallucination] Aw, you don't wanna kill me. I mean, that'd just be case of murder-suicide, now, wouldn't it, Pops?
- [He laughs maniacally]
- Doctor: Forget about Lupin completely from this point on!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: That's easy to say, but...
- Doctor: That's exactly why! This is so typical of the Japanese! Your brain is gradually and steadily becoming infected by the phantom of Lupin. Just like our great country of America is being infected by social problems.
- Arsène Lupin III: I can't believe we were beaten to the punch like that!
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: You really need to let that go, my friend.
- Fujiko Mine: Goemon's right, Lupin. You're really losing perspective here. I mean, we just scored the biggest, most beautiful diamond I've ever laid eyes on.
- Arsène Lupin III: [with a coy mien] And will you love it as much when it retails for five bucks?
- Arsène Lupin III: Anyway, we already know where the microfilm is.
- Daisuke Jigen: Hell of a lot of good that does us. Though some fun pictures do come to mind.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [after the psychiatrist uses a bizarre analogy to describe his depression] I suppose I should be flattered by that, but I guess I'm just too depressed.