- Beavis: [in the girl's bathroom] I am Cornholio! I need T.P. for my Bunghole! Come out with your pants down!
- Beavis: I am Cornholio! I need TP for my Bunghole.
- Mr. Hererra: [mad] Senor Beavis, donde esta hall pass?
- Beavis: Are you threatening me? You will give me TP, Bungholio.
- Mr. Hererra: Beavis, just what in the hell are you doing?
- Beavis: Do not make my bunghole angry. Do you have polio?
- Mr. Hererra: Get the hell out of my class and go straight to the principal's office now.
- Beavis: Umm ok. The principal, he will give me TP.
- [Beavis leaves and Mr. Hererra speaks to himself in Spanish]
- Principal McVicker: I don't know what your thinking, but I simply can not have students roaming the halls, interrupting other classes, and giving prophesies of a great plague.