- [at the museum]
- Arsène Lupin III: Well, they sure tightened up the security.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: No surprise there.
- Arsène Lupin III: It's okay. Tomorrow the whole exhibit hits the road again. That's even better in a way, right?
- Daisuke Jigen: [appears] Sounds like fun.
- Arsène Lupin III: You're in? What turned you into a sentimental fool all of a sudden?
- Daisuke Jigen: Nothing. I just figured the sooner we get this charity gig over with, the sooner we can get back to being selfish jerks again.
- [the trio notice that the transmitter on the painting is still active despite the painting being buried with Sharaku]
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, what the hell's going on? Weren't you supposed to take the transmitter off the real one?
- Arsène Lupin III: I guess I must've forgot. But...
- Daisuke Jigen: So that means Goemon's ancestor is walking around on its own.
- Arsène Lupin III, Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Huh?
- [spotting two familiar faces at the museum]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Hey, wait a minute! I recognize them even from their backs!
- [after tricking Fujiko]
- Daisuke Jigen: You know, I still say that broad ain't nothing but trouble. But little moments like these kinda make it all worth while somehow.
- Arsène Lupin III: [removes his disguise] I just paid a very high price for this, I have a feeling. But you know, I gotta admit it, fellas, it sure does feel good.
- [Fujiko discovers the fake Sharaku tied up in the boot of her car]
- Fujiko Mine: I get it. They found you and you just sang like a canary, huh? Couldn't you have just improvised or something? I thought that was on your resume!
- Arsène Lupin III: [performing kabuki] Speaking of acting, I'm a much better actor!
- [the curtain closes. When it rises, Lupin is half out of costume, sitting next to a kettle and smoking a cigarette on a holder]
- Audience: Third Generation!
- Sharaku: Water. Please, I...
- [He grabs Jigen's scotch]
- Daisuke Jigen: No! Don't you drink that! It's not water, it's...
- [Sharaku downs the scotch]
- Daisuke Jigen: Don't you...
- [Sharaku finishes the scotch and lies back down]
- Daisuke Jigen: Damn it. Just my luck. This he's got the strength to finish.
- Arsène Lupin III: Mamma mia. Say, how about a little, you know, down payment on our deal right now?
- [He touches Fujiko's leg suggestively]
- Arsène Lupin III: You know what I mean?
- Fujiko Mine: It wasn't in the contract, lover.
- [She twists the top of his hand. He screams in pain and swerves]
- Fujiko Mine: Hey, watch out!
- Arsène Lupin III: I got it, I got it!