Lupin the Third (TV Series)

I Can Hear Nessie's Song (1977)

Lex Lang: Goemon Ishikawa XIII

Quotes 

• Dr. Oz : [answering the walkie-talkie]  Yes, what do you want?

  Assassin : [over the walkie-talkie]  We've found them, Doctor.

  Dr. Oz : Ah, excellent.

  [a visual of the house where the gang is staying shows up on the surveillance footage. More surveillance footage shows up, of Lupin and Jigen sleeping peacefully] 

  Fujiko Mine : [overcome with fear]  Lupin!

  Dr. Oz : That's right, my dear. The men whose names you seem to known, but with whom you're somehow unacquainted. And if such is indeed the case, then their deaths should mean nothing to you, unless you're some kind of bleeding heart. It would be a mistake to take me lightly. At this point, there's little of which I'm not capable, and everything around Loch Ness is under my control. Absolutely everything, my dear.

  Fujiko Mine : Everything but Nessie.

  Dr. Oz : Don't needle me. That too will be mine soon enough. Last chance, my dear. Sing for me or else!

  Fujiko Mine : Go to hell!

  Dr. Oz : Very well, then. Say goodbye to your non-acquaintances.

  [He addresses the assassin over the walkie-talkie] 

  Dr. Oz : Take them out.

  Assassin : You got it.

  [the assassin aims at Lupin. Suddenly, then end of his rifle is sliced off. Lupin and Jigen wake up and sit up in bed. The assassin falls backwards off the roof. The thief and the gunman head to the window to inspect the commotion] 

  Daisuke Jigen : What the hell?

  [On the roof, Goemon puts his sword back in its sheath] 

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : It's a good thing that one of us wasn't sleeping on the job.

  [Lupin, Jigen and Goemon go downstairs to inspect the damage] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Holy Humpty McDumpty!

• [Goemon pulls at a bear trap, which has its teeth firmly dug into Lupin's behind] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Ow! Easy, Goemon!

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : Transcend it.

  Arsène Lupin III : "Transcend it", my ass!

  [Goemon pulls it off] 

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : Ah, the old exploding-bear-trap-in-the-ass trick.

  [He throws it away. It lands behind Lupin and explodes] 

  Arsène Lupin III : WILL ANYBODY HERE NOT TRYING TO KILL ME?

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : Sorry.

• Goemon Ishikawa XIII : For Buddha's sake, Lupin, have some dignity.