Zombie Movie (2005)

Simon Niblett: Paul

Quotes 

• Sam : [while smoking a cigarette]  Ozzy Osborne.

  Paul : [while shaving his beard with a pocket knife]  Yeah! Sabbath?

  Sam : Yeah, fuck yeah. Metallica.

  Darryn : [while urinating in a plastic bag]  Motörhead.

  Paul : Yeah! Fully, man, fully.

  Sam : KISS! Yeah...

  Paul : [pausing and reacting negatively to Sam's opinion]  Fuck, Sam? KISS ain't evil, bro. They're gay.

  Sam : Gay? KISS ain't gay.

  Paul : They wear make-up.

  Sam : Yeah, and they got chains, and spikes, and dragons for feet mail on their boots. Dragons! Rawr...!

  Paul : Fuck up, Sam.

• Sam : [shoots a straying zombie with a BB gun from inside the station wagon window]  Boom!

  Paul : Don't waste the ammo. We might need it to fight our way out.

  Sam : Yeah, that worked out for Harry...

  [the scene cuts to a flashback where Harry, locked outside of the station wagon, makes a futile effort to knock one of the windows with an empty gun until he is taken down by the surrounding zombies] 

  Sam : [the scene cuts back to Paul] 

  Paul : [to Sam, while eating a burger crumb]  Dick.

• Sam : Can we listen to Metalskull?

  Paul : Nope, we're saving the battery.

  Sam : It's just that with a full tank...

  [Paul hits Sam across the face] 

  Sam : Ow! What was that for?

  Paul : I didn't see you running to help when that retarded wanker bit me, so fucking drop it!