Star Trek: The Animated Series (TV Series)

The Practical Joker (1974)

William Shatner: Captain James Tiberius Kirk

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Quotes 

• Capt. Kirk : Okay, this whole thing has gone far enough!

  Arex : Sir?

  Capt. Kirk : I've just picked up my clean uniforms from the service chute, and when I put this one on, I discovered this!

  [turns around revealing the words "KIRK IS A JERK" on the back of his uniform; the main computer laughs] 

  Capt. Kirk : When you all finish laughing, I'd appreciate an explanation.

  Mr. Spock : Captain, I never laugh.

• Capt. Kirk : Reduce speed to sub-warp cruise. We'll lay by here for repairs.

  Uhura : After that ride, I could use some repairs.

• Capt. Kirk : We've got serious trouble with the main computer. We have reason to believe it's kidnapped three of our crew.

  Scott : [on viewscreen]  Kidnapped? Blue blazes!

• Capt. Kirk : Bones, the worst thing you can do to a practical joker is to play a practical joke on them.