- Fujiko Mine: Lupin, you wouldn't have a backup-backup plan?
- Lupin: Oh, sure, just turn around while I pull it out of the usual place.
- [Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon have been tapping Morse Code to each other from their jail cells]
- Jail Security Guard: Hey, knock it off in there! That tapping's driving me crazy!
- Lupin: Oh, sorry there, pal. But you're not officially crazy until you go...
- [makes funny face]
- Lupin: BLEH! BLEH! BLEH!
- [changing behind a curtain]
- Arsène Lupin III: Sorry, but if you want to see more you'll have to pay in candy and cigarettes like everyone else!
- Lupin: [to security camera] I'm sorry, but if you wanna see me naked, you're gonna have to hand over chocolate and cigarettes like everyone else around here!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: I'm not giving up! I'll chase you to hell and back!
- Arsène Lupin III: We'll go broke if he keeps his mind on us...
- Fujiko Mine: [about the police] Lupin, I think they're onto us.
- Arsène Lupin III: That's why God invented backup plans.
- Fujiko Mine: [disguised as a nurse, after slapping Lupin] Hope it hurts. Try it again and I'll do some real damage. Now hurry up and change!
- Arsène Lupin III: Okay, okay, keep your shirt on... or not.
- Daisuke Jigen: It's perfect. Nothing but a bunch of plastered yahoo soccer zombies standing between us and ten mil.
- Arsène Lupin III: Come on, Fujiko. Gun it, will ya?
- Fujiko Mine: Lupin, I'm really not in the mood to pay a $40 million speeding ticket.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Lupin! You're busted! Get down off that statue now!
- Arsène Lupin III: Well, can't say I'm shocked.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: He's as reliable as the seasons.
- Arsène Lupin III: More like a recurring butt rash.
- Arsène Lupin III: [previewing 'I Can Hear Nessie's Song'] Ah, Fujiko. She can turn any man into a slobbering beast. So just imagine the effect she'd have on an actual slobbering beast.
- Fujiko Mine: It's a miracle.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: It's ironic, isn't it?
- Lupin: You might say heavy-handed, even. Zenigata's gotta be having puppies down there.
- [He blows a kiss to Zenigata and the police]
- Lupin: Au revoir!
- Arsène Lupin III: Don't turn around.
- [He hits one prison staff member with a bucket while Goemon hits another with his sheathed sword and Jigen pistol whips a third]
- Arsène Lupin III: Told you so.