[
from trailer]
The Spirit:
My city, I can not deny her. My city screams. She is my mother. She is my lover, and I am her Spirit.
Ellen Dolan:
You're in love with every women you meet, Mr. Spirit. You say lovely things to all of us and you mean every word you say.
Silken Floss:
What a fine detective. You followed the breadcrumbs right to us.
Silken Floss:
The Octopus always finds his nemesis so distracting.
Sand Saref:
If this is the wrong box I'll kill you myself!
The Spirit:
I've known some pretty strange women in my time but this one, she's got the final word on strange.
The Octopus:
What is it with you and women?
The Octopus:
Spirit, we're two of a kind, you and me!
The Octopus:
Come on! Toilets are always funny!
Sand Saref:
Shut up and bleed!
The Spirit:
I'm gonna kill you all kinds of dead.
The Spirit:
There probably isn't a law in the books that you wouldn't break.
Sand Saref:
Tell me, do I look like a good girl?
The Spirit:
Somebody get me a tie! I don't care what kind, it sure as hell better be red!
Commissioner Dolan:
Is every goddamn woman in this goddamn hell hole out of her goddamn mind?
Morgenstern:
No, sir. We're just equipped.
[
last lines]
The Spirit:
She is the love of my life. And I am her spirit.
The Octopus:
I'm the Octopus, I got eight of everything.
The Spirit:
[
the Octopus has demonstrated a serum on a cat, muffins] The cat is all the reason I need.
The Spirit:
This is for Sand!
[
hits The Octopus]
The Spirit:
This is for me!
[
hits The Octopus]
The Spirit:
And this is for Muffins!
[
roundhouse kicks The Octopus into a pillar with a Nazi Eagle on top]
The Octopus:
Is that it?
[
Giant marble eagle falls on The Octopus]
[
repeated line]
Pathos, etc.:
We was watching.
The Spirit:
[
Wakes up after being unconscious] What smells dental?
The Spirit:
[
Looks around at Nazi decorations, and realizes he's tied to a Dentist chair] Dental and Nazi. Great.
Young Sand:
I... hate... cops!
The Octopus:
I don't like egg on my face.
Silken Floss:
On your knees, then!
The Octopus:
[
Looking at footman] That's damn weird.
Liebowitz:
[
Spirit hangs from his cape] You will believe a man can't fly.
Lorelei Rox:
You're so close, you'll have me forever.
Silken Floss:
We knew there had to be a better way of keeping someone alive other than cutting them up like some free-range chicken.
The Octopus:
Eurgh. Free-range chickens with their big brown ugly-ass eggs. They piss me off. Every time I think about those big brown eggs they piss. Me. Off.
Silken Floss:
Or pills.
[
repeated line]
Pathos, etc.:
Silken Floss is the most beautiful woman ever!
The Octopus:
I had you beat, just like eggs.
The Spirit:
The hell you did!
The Spirit:
She provides for me, my city does. She gives me everything I need.
The Spirit:
All the enemy has is gun to knives. I have the entire city as my weapon.
[
On the Subject of Demi-Gods]
Silken Floss:
Now the greatest of them all was Heracles.
The Octopus:
And we found his ass! Well his blood anyway... he left some blood.
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