- [Jeff Tracy and Lady Penelope are watching an air show in London]
- Jeff Tracy: [using an upper-class British accent] Oh, bang on! Jolly good show!
- [Jeff turns to Penelope]
- Jeff Tracy: [whispering, in his normal voice] How am I doing, Penny?
- Lady Penelope: [chuckling] Oh... splendidly, Jeff.
- Parker: The game's up, "mon *am*-ee", and we've got witnesses to prove it!
- Casino Owner: What are you talking about? What "game"?
- Parker: Those tables downstairs are fixed. Don't you try to deny it.
- Casino Owner: All right then, what if they are? Can't we talk this over and come to some... understanding?
- Parker: Er, understanding?
- Casino Owner: But, of course! You too are human, I presume?
- [the casino owners try to shoot at FAB 1 during a pursuit]
- Parker: [scoffing] Pathetic, isn't it, M'lady?
- Lady Penelope: Quite, Parker. Now, try to get his tyres first. We may as well attempt to reason.