Sabrina's Secret Life (TV Series)

Baby Makes Three (2004)

Britt McKillip: Sabrina Spellman

Quotes 

• Maritza : Looks like you're buying half the store.

  Sabrina : It's all for the baby.

  Maritza : That little baby needs all that?

  Sabrina : Well, from our recent experience, it's obvious we need: baby powder, diapers, baby lotion, diapers, baby wipes, diapers.

• Sabrina : I don't know if there is a diaper spell.

  Salem : I've never even seen a diaper.

• Sabrina : [Baby cries non-stop]  I think we need to burp the baby.

  Maritza : How do you do that?

  Sabrina : I don't know, I guess you hold her and pat her on the back.

  [Martiza pats the baby] 

  Sabrina : Gently!

  [the baby throws up all over Salem] 

  Sabrina : Eww, I think she spit up.

  Salem : [Licks it up]  Not bad.

• Sabrina : Salem, I need your help cleaning up. It's a mess.

  Maritza : Sure, leave me with the baby while you go off talking to your stupid cat.

• Sabrina : [Carrying an armful of toilet paper]  We seem to be all out of diapers. Let's clean her up and buy some at the little store on the corner.

• Maritza : What about the party?

  Sabrina : It will have to wait. We have to take care of this baby.

  Maritza : Okay...

  [removes diaper] 

  Sabrina , Maritza : Eww!

  Sabrina : Nasty! And I thought the leaking was bad.

• Maritza : [the baby is crying]  I read somewhere that you're supposed to walk them when they cry.

  Sabrina Spellman : Do we need a leash or something?