Garfield and Friends (TV Series)

Binky Goes Bad!/U.S. Acres: Barn of Fear/Mini-Mall Matters (1989)

Lorenzo Music: Garfield

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Quotes 

• Garfield : From time to time on this show, we'd like to bring you something a little educational.

  [a hand pops up holding a TV remote control] 

  Garfield : [shocked]  No, no! Don't change channels! It's not *that* educational.

• [Jon is about to go on a date and he is dressed for the occasion. Heading to the door, he passes by Garfield] 

  Jon : I have a big date with Liz tonight, Garfield. What do you think of my outfit?

  [to Jon's surprise, Garfield snickers and then burst out laughing wildly] 

  Jon : [irritated]  I don't have to take this.

  [He heads out the door] 

  Jon : No cat is gonna make a fool out of me.

  [He slams the door] 

  Garfield : [holding up a watch, still snickering]  One... two... three...

  [Jon, still irritated, comes back in, wearing his outfit, but no pants. Garfield snickers at him] 

• Garfield : [reading the script]  Oh no, it's an evil twin story, it's come to that!

• Jon : It looks bad for Binky.

  Garfield : I'll say, three more of these jokes and he might get the chair.

• Garfield : "What is a mini-mall?" you ask? A mini-mall is a whole bunch of stores you'd never go to, except that there all together so it's convenient.

• Garfield : [reading from a script, on Stinky Davis]  "In his early days, Stinky had been a clown himself, but he was thrown out of the clown union for making naughty balloon animals."

• Judge : [Garfield hands the judge the script]  What is this you're showing me, cat?

  [reads script] 

  Judge : "Order in the court."

  Binky the Clown : I'll have a ham on rye! Hold the mayo!

  [laughs] 

  Garfield : [pointing]  That's the real Binky.

  Judge : Arrest that phony!

  Stinky Davis : [being dragged out of the courtroom]  Hey! You can't do this to me! I'll get you for this, cat!

  Garfield : [to camera]  The real Binky could never resist a very old joke.

• Garfield : Every mini-mall has one of the following types of store: a dry cleaner, a copy place, a store that sells Chinese food, a place to rent videotapes, a one-hour photo processing shop. The one-hour photo processing shop is my favorite. It's for people who can't remember what their friends looked like sixty minutes ago.