- Eddy Skipper: What? No skin off my bones. Who's first?
- [saliva drips into the jar from the Ed monster]
- Eddy Skipper: He wants the skin off my bones, Double D!
- Ed: [Ed has been dressed in a monster costume] Cool, I feel transformed guys!
- Eddy Skipper: [Edd, and Eddy both start giggling] Look, Ed has a chin!
- Angel Edd: [appearing on Ed's shoulder] Stand firm and deliver, Ed. Let integrity be your guide.
- Devil Eddy: [appearing on Ed's other shoulder] Double D's right, Ed. Integrity in Latin means 'buy jawbreakers.' Get the picture?
- Ed: Yes.
- Angel Edd: No, Ed!
- Ed: No?
- Angel Edd: That money doesn't belong to you, and you are obligated and responsible for its expenditure. Fudge is the honorable path.
- Devil Eddy: That's stupid! C'mon, Ed, you know you wanna!
- [He dives into Ed's ear]
- Devil Eddy: Who's gonna know?
- Ed: Who?
- Angel Edd: You'll know, Ed. And the guilt will smother you like so many wet blankets.
- Devil Eddy: [grabbing Angel Edd's leg] Hey Tinker Bell, let's chitchat.
- [He pulls Angel Edd into Ed's head and the two begin to tussle. Devil Eddy forces Ed's mouth open]
- Devil Eddy: Jawbreakers, Ed!
- Angel Edd: [also peeking out of Ed's mouth] No, Ed! Fudge!
- [Ed shoves them both back into his mouth]
- Devil Eddy: Jawbreakers!
- Angel Edd: Fudge!
- Devil Eddy: Jawbreakers!
- Angel Edd: Fudge!
- Devil Eddy: Jawbreakers!
- [Ed screams and rushes into the store. We see that Edd and Eddy have actually begun to tussle on the sidewalk]
- Edd: Fudge! Eddy!
- Eddy: I said jawbreakers!