Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)

Brother, Can You Spare an Ed?/The Day the Ed Stood Still (2002)

Tony Sampson: Eddy

Quotes 

• Eddy Skipper : What? No skin off my bones. Who's first?

  [saliva drips into the jar from the Ed monster] 

  Eddy Skipper : He wants the skin off my bones, Double D!

• Ed : [Ed has been dressed in a monster costume]  Cool, I feel transformed guys!

  Eddy Skipper : [Edd, and Eddy both start giggling]  Look, Ed has a chin!

• Eddy : It's a goldmine, I tell ya! Hula dance lessons are huge!

  Edd : In a pig's eye...

• Angel Edd : [appearing on Ed's shoulder]  Stand firm and deliver, Ed. Let integrity be your guide.

  Devil Eddy : [appearing on Ed's other shoulder]  Double D's right, Ed. Integrity in Latin means 'buy jawbreakers.' Get the picture?

  Ed : Yes.

  Angel Edd : No, Ed!

  Ed : No?

  Angel Edd : That money doesn't belong to you, and you are obligated and responsible for its expenditure. Fudge is the honorable path.

  Devil Eddy : That's stupid! C'mon, Ed, you know you wanna!

  [He dives into Ed's ear] 

  Devil Eddy : Who's gonna know?

  Ed : Who?

  Angel Edd : You'll know, Ed. And the guilt will smother you like so many wet blankets.

  Devil Eddy : [grabbing Angel Edd's leg]  Hey Tinker Bell, let's chitchat.

  [He pulls Angel Edd into Ed's head and the two begin to tussle. Devil Eddy forces Ed's mouth open] 

  Devil Eddy : Jawbreakers, Ed!

  Angel Edd : [also peeking out of Ed's mouth]  No, Ed! Fudge!

  [Ed shoves them both back into his mouth] 

  Devil Eddy : Jawbreakers!

  Angel Edd : Fudge!

  Devil Eddy : Jawbreakers!

  Angel Edd : Fudge!

  Devil Eddy : Jawbreakers!

  [Ed screams and rushes into the store. We see that Edd and Eddy have actually begun to tussle on the sidewalk] 

  Edd : Fudge! Eddy!

  Eddy : I said jawbreakers!

• Eddy : [listening to Edd's pedal steel guitar playing]  Double D, that sounds so real!

  Edd : Don't rub salt in the wound, Eddy. You know how much I detest this instrument.