Superbad (2007)

Joe Lo Truglio: Francis the Driver

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• Francis the Driver : So, you guys on MySpace?

• Francis the Driver : I'm gonna be totally honest with you. I have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crime. Okay? There. Mercy Street, guys.

  Seth : Well, I'll be honest with you for a second.

  Francis the Driver : Okay.

  Seth : You better get us a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcohol or you're going to fucking prison.

  Evan : What are you doing, man? That's - You don't need to...

  Francis the Driver : Okay.

  Evan : No, let's not - Let's hang on a second here.

  Seth : Cough it up.

  Francis the Driver : Fine.

  Evan : I don't know if we should be doing anything too official.

  Francis the Driver : Let's work together. We're working together. It's like Let's Make a Deal. Here we go.

  Seth : Seven bucks? Are you fucking serious? This isn't enough for anything. What are you, a 6-year-old?

  Francis the Driver : It's all I have, man. That's all I have.

  Seth : Well, you better think of something quickly, alright? Ah, my back!

  Francis the Driver : No, no, no, no, no. Wait.

  Seth : My back! Cops, my back.

  Francis the Driver : Wait, don't do that. Alright, listen. I can get you alcohol. I'm going to this party right now, bro. Okay? It's got booze, it's got girls. Booze and girls equals... I don't know. Do you? I don't know. Do you? I think you do. Do you?

• Francis the Driver : Because I'll do anything. Like, literally, *fucking* anything! Name it. Name it!