- [Robin goes in for a kiss, but is stopped playfully by Marian]
- Marian: That won't help you make your decision.
- Robin Hood: It might!
- Marian: It won't.
- Lucky George: I need more guards.
- Guy of Gisborne: Out of the question.
- Sheriff of Nottingham: You shall have them.
- Guy of Gisborne: You know the worst crime a man can commit?
- Marian: Murder.
- Guy of Gisborne: Betrayal.
- [Robin Hood and his men prepare to rescue Alan-A-Dale's brother from a hanging as the Sheriff addresses the crowd]
- Sheriff of Nottingham: All those eager faces. You're all expecting Robin Hood to turn up, aren't you? Hmm? Do a few tricks with his bow and arrow?
- [chuckles]
- Sheriff of Nottingham: Well, this is no time for schoolboy tricks. This is justice. We have laws. Robin Hood has no respect for the law. Robin Hood flouts the law. He would have us all be criminals, murdering and stealing. And yet still, you wait there, expecting him to come and save one of his own. Yes, of course you do, which is why... I have brought the hanging forward by one hour, look up there!
- [soldiers reveal hanging bodies on the battlements]
- Sheriff of Nottingham: You're too late, Robin Hood! Your men are already dead! Oh, I wish you could have seen the look on their faces just before they realised that you weren't coming to rescue them. Oh, it was very moving. First there was disappointment, tinged with confusion, soon to be replaced by anger, and then tears, just before they realised that it was the final, fatal drop - it was very moving, it was very touching.
- [claps]
- Sheriff of Nottingham: Yes, I wish you could have seen that, Hood! Well, thank you very much.
- [to crowd]
- Sheriff of Nottingham: Oh, will one of you tell Robin Hood, if you do see him? Thank you. Eager, smiling faces. Good.
- [whistles]
- Sheriff of Nottingham: All in a day's work. Ha-ha. Sheriff coming through!
- Guy of Gisborne: I've been betrayed.
- Sheriff of Nottingham: Again? Hmh. Well, you're making a habit of it, aren't you?
- Guy of Gisborne: [on who gave information to Robin Hood] It was Marian. I have the proof.
- Sheriff of Nottingham: Marian? Well, well, well. Am I surprised? Clue:
- [shakes his head and mouths 'no']
- Sheriff of Nottingham: It's always the girl. I told you: women - lepers.
- [first lines]
- Lucky George: Now, good people of Locksley, I have bad news; ah, but there is good news as well. Eh now, the bad news is the Sheriff's tax-man is in Clovis, not far, and he'll be here soon. But the good news is I, me, Lucky George, am here with you in Locksley. Now, I will give you good hard cash for any, ah, jewellery, trinkets. Anything of value I will turn to pennies. Those pennies will pay the tax-man and that will keep you out of the Sheriff's jail; so help me to help you. Be lucky; come to Lucky George.