- [Carl is speaking to reporters in his house]
- Carl: Oh, yeah, they've been pretty much common-law married for years. It's cool. I don't have a problem with that. I'm fine with it. I don't think it's, you know, constitutional, but, you know, they do whatever they want, as long as they ain't flaunting it out in my yard or nothing 'cause, you know, I'm a man.
- [He looks outside his window]
- Carl: Oh, oh, wait, wait! There they are!
- [the reporters all rush outside]
- Carl: They're the gay ones!
- Master Shake: Frylock, I know the difference between the real world and the flesh world. Like in 'Videodrome', right? Seen it? It's got Blondie in it... lemme tell you about a place where she AIN'T A BLONDE ...
- Frylock: [offscreen] Go to BED!
- [slam]
- Master Shake: I will!
- [sotto voce]
- Master Shake: With women.