Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Time Monster: Episode Six (1972)

Jon Pertwee: Dr. Who

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• Jo Grant : Makes it seem so pointless, really, doesn't it?

  The Doctor : I felt like that once when I was young. It was the blackest day of my life.

  Jo Grant : Why?

  The Doctor : Ah, well, that's another story. I'll tell you about it one day. The point is, that day was not only my blackest, it was also my best.

  Jo Grant : Hmm? Well, what do you mean?

  The Doctor : Well, when I was a little boy, we used to live in a house that was perched halfway up the top of a mountain. And behind our house, there sat under a tree an old man. A hermit, a monk. He'd lived under this tree for half his lifetime, so they said, and had learnt the secret of life. So, when my black day came, I went and asked him to help me.

  Jo Grant : And he told you the secret? Well, what was it?

  The Doctor : Well, I'm coming to that, Jo, in my own time. Ah, I'll never forget what it was like up there. All bleak and cold, it was. A few bare rocks with some weeds sprouting from them and some pathetic little patches of sludgy snow. It was just grey. Grey, grey, grey. Well, the tree the old man sat under was ancient and twisted, and the old man himself was... he was as brittle and dry as a leaf in the autumn.

  Jo Grant : But what did he say?

  The Doctor : Nothing. Not a word. He just sat there silently, expressionless, and he listened whilst I poured out my troubles to him. I was too unhappy even for tears, I remember. And when I'd finished, he lifted a skeletal hand and he pointed. Do you know what he pointed at?

  Jo Grant : No.

  The Doctor : A flower. One of those little weeds. Just like a daisy, it was. Well, I looked at it for a moment and suddenly I saw it through his eyes. It was simply glowing with life, like a perfectly cut jewel, and the colours... the colours were deeper and richer than anything you could possibly imagine. Yes, it was the daisiest daisy I'd ever seen.

  Jo Grant : And that was the secret of life? A daisy?

  Jo Grant : [scoffs]  Honestly, Doctor!

  The Doctor : Oh, yes, I laughed too when I first heard it. So, later, I got up and I ran down that mountain and I found that the rocks weren't grey at all. They were red, brown, purple and gold. And those pathetic little patches of sludgy snow, they were shining white. Shining white in the sunlight. You still frightened, Jo?

  Jo Grant : [smiling]  No, not as much as I was.

  The Doctor : That's good. I'm sorry I brought you to Atlantis.

  Jo Grant : I'm not.

  The Doctor : Thank you.

• [last lines] 

  [the Brigadier bursts into the TOMTIT lab, weapon drawn, with two UNIT soldiers behind him] 

  Brigadier Lethbridge Stewart : Right, stand quite still, everyone!

  Brigadier Lethbridge Stewart : [pauses, assessing the room]  Uh... where's the Master?

  The Doctor : A very good question, Brigadier.

  Brigadier Lethbridge Stewart : Doctor. Glad to see you're back. Miss Grant, what on earth are you doing in that extraordinary get-up? And where, for heaven's sake, is Sergeant Benton?

  Stuart Hyde : [grabbing Dr. Ruth Ingram's arm]  The baby! We forgot the baby!

  [Stuart and Ruth look over the defunct TOMTIT device. Sgt. Benton rises from behind, nude, having burst out of his infant form's diaper] 

  Sergeant Benton : [shyly]  Would somebody please mind telling me exactly what's happening around here?

  The Doctor , Dr. Ruth Ingram , Jo Grant : [laughing]