Entourage (TV Series)

The Release (2006)

Jeremy Piven: Ari Gold

Quotes 

• Ari Gold : This is not a drill. This is not an emergency!

  Lloyd : Well, who's going to man the phones?

  Ari Gold : Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty fuck, don't answer!

• Ari Gold : You know what's interesting about that is that you use the word "master plan" and "rat" when talking about me, you Hitler-loving, anti-semitic, cuntbag.

• Lloyd : This lying is making me break out. God, I have a date tonight.

  Ari Gold : Well I'm sure your date will pop that with his pecker. Don't worry.

• Ari Gold : I always knew that you like dick, Babs. I just didn't know you were a cocksucker.

• Ari Gold : Hey Babs. The Traitorous Skanks Anonymous meeting's next door.

• Barbara Miller : Ari, you have no money, and I have too much.

  Ari Gold : So what do you want?

  Barbara Miller : To fuck... kidding. I want 60% and my name on top.

  Ari Gold : I'd rather fuck.

• Lloyd : You know I don't like to lie, Ari.

  Ari Gold : Lloyd, be a man. Or as much of a man as you can possibly be for God's fucking sake.

• Ari Gold : [after agreeing to partnership with Babs]  Ladies and gentlemen, I present... MILLER-GOLD!

  [applause] 

  Ari Gold : [to himself]  We sound like a fuckin' beer.