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History (2002)
Brendon Small: Brendon Small, Dwayne, Walter, Various
Quotes
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Brendon : [a "historical" movie] Yes! I, George Washington, born in 1492, freer of the slaves, and the first president of this, our country! Though, savagely impeached for the shooting of Abe Lincoln, I will lead us into the demise of all humans!
Jason : I am Picasso! I cut off my ear with a razor in a major shaving accident, then mailed it off to an ex-girlfriend, just for laughs! And I guess I paint, too.
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Ronald Lynch : The question was "Who wrote Hamlet?" You wrote "The Pope's cousin, Count Pope-ula, a magical monster with pencils for arms".
Brendon : I'll be honest, Mr. Lynch. I made that one up.
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Coach McGuirk : Remember what I told you about Area 51.
Brendon : Yeah, it's where they store the frozen bodies of the aliens that landed on earth.
Coach McGuirk : What about Area 52?
Brendon : It's where they store the frozen bodies of the illegal aliens.
Coach McGuirk : Very good. It's also a porn movie.