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5/10
More of a contrast than an original feature.
rushknight11 January 2015
I've never had much care for hip-hop music and rap. The stuff my friends listened to sort of bored me or made me outright sick. The entire genre seems to be immersed in violent imagery, so it is never a surprise to me that the writers of such music behave in an aggressive and angry fashion. They talk big all the time, it seems to be the name of the game. So I was actually sort of excited by the prospect of a "gansta rap slasher" film, I would love to see how tough they really are. So I watched it.

It starts off strong. A vicious killing, a collection of friends who are suddenly all suspiciously culpable, and millions of dollars up in the air.

From there it sets itself into a gentle rhythm: All the friends get together and talk smack, until one wonders off and gets killed. Then more smack, more kill, rinse and repeat.

It's been done a million times a million different ways, and this one brings the color (har har, pun intended) of the rapper lifestyle into the mix. That's where the usual clichés make a turnabout. They don't trust the police, they use incredibly racist and crass language, most of it street talk you can barely comprehend, etc. Surprisingly, they did not all have loaded guns stuffed down their shorts! It all goes black (oh man! The puns!) and they slowly start to realize people are missing.

As it turns out, rappers die like everyone else. Perhaps even a little easier, since the killing blows seemed to all happen pretty quick and without too much fuss. This is not a gore fest, it's more of a murder mystery. One aspect I found fairly interesting is that there doesn't seem to be any real protagonist in the film. You don't know who's going to live to the end until you get there, all of the characters seem to be equally important. It leaves you unable to really latch onto anyone as a likable character.

But I do give them credit for bringing their own styles to this film. They all seemed very natural in their parts. While this particular movie was not really well produced, I think the idea is worthy of another shot. Better filming, a more cohesive and believable storyline and I think this could be really great.

For now, it's just OK.
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1/10
pitiful.
valstone5222 October 2023
I don't know what the hell someone was thinking about making this crap. The plot is absolutely absurd and sorry. The so called acting is dreadful, the cast de can't act. I can see why most of them, have bee and anything else. The women look trashy, bad makeup and hair. It's like they're all reading cue cards and badly at that. The plot is weak so you're getting chased and screaming and nobody hears you???? The group doesn't have the sense to get together to go look for the people that are missing. If any of them thought they were going to have career acting, they missed the boat. If I could give this less a one, I would have.
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10/10
"Holla If You Hear Me" gets the scares across loud and clear
mrphineas_j30 March 2007
This was a great independent feature. The actors in the film were really good and it was a true testament to what crafty film-making could be done on a small budget. For this to be a "Hip-Hop Horror Flick" here were some really suspenseful moments in the film that made you jumped while others may have appeared clichéd, but all in all the movie kept you guessing from start to finish. I also liked the comedic edge...especially coming from the one security guard character. He almost stole the movie in his brief appearance. The "Scratch" character was also hilarious and I enjoyed the banter between him and the white rapper. "Holla If You Hear Me" will definitely be one for the DVD collection.
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Holla if You Hear Me
dwiley-529 March 2007
If you are an avid viewer of horror movies "Holla if You Hear Me" is the movie you want to see. The movie keeps you wondering and the outcome is not what you expect and the killer is who you least expect. Movies that keep you in suspense are the movies that keep you entertained. There is plenty of bloodshed with gory details. Kudos to the cast, characters, producers, directors, writers and the artist responsible for the gory details.

Mark Harris displays his versatile skills,talents and abilities with the creation of "Holla if You Hear Me" and is definitely a writer and director the industry is going to enjoy.

Mark, I look forward to more!!
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