- Princess Toadstool: Sure is nice to relax after a rough adventure.
- Mario: Yeah, I'm so tired, nothing could drag me out of this bed.
- [a Mushroom boy rushes in]
- Mushroom boy: There's a mad mummy loose in Desert Land!
- Mario: [gets out of bed] We better get that mummy back where it belongs before it scares the pasta outta everybody!
- Queen Mushroomkhamen: All that running around has made you grouchy. It's time for a nice 10,000-year nap.
- Mario: I like long naps, but not THAT long!
- Toad: Hey, look! The real prince's mummy case.
- Princess Toadstool: Oh, great! Now if we only had a way to get it past King Koopa.
- Luigi: Times like this, I ask one question: What would Mario do if he were here?
- [Luigi gets an idea and uses some parts from his balloon to make a sled]
- Luigi: Phew! Well, how do you like my special steam-powered mummy sled?
- Toad: Compared to what?
- King Koopa: Come on, Hip and Hop. Watch how King Dad handles things.
- Hip Koopa: We're all eyes, oh meanest...
- Hop Koopa: Of mean dads.
- Queen Mushroomkhamen: What are you doing with my son?
- Princess Toadstool: Uh, you made a mistake, Queen Mushroomkhamen. This is our friend, Mario. There's your real son.
- [upon seeing the coffin, the mummy picks up Mario, looks at him, then drops him]
- Queen Mushroomkhamen: You imposter! How dare you pretend to be my son! You don't look anything like him!
- [walks over to Luigi]
- Queen Mushroomkhamen: But you look exactly like my husband. Come to me, my darling!
- Luigi: Uh, heh heh, e-excuse me, but I-I gotta find that map salesman, heh heh, and buy a map to SOMEPLACE ELSE!
- [Luigi runs away. Mario, Princess Toadstool, and Toad, as well as Queen Mushroomkhamen, follow]