Bewitched (TV Series)

A Is for Aardvark (1965)

Dick York: Darrin Stephens

Quotes 

• Darrin Stephens : [Samantha just made it possible that all the items in the house cooperate with Darrin, she encourages him to give it a try] 

  [with a strong voice] 

  Darrin Stephens : Banana... come!... Darrin.

  Samantha Stephens : You don't have to sound like Tarzan.

  Darrin Stephens : Well I never talked to a banana before.

• Darrin Stephens : Will you please stop being so considerate of my inconsiderateness?

• Samantha Stephens : [Darrin just sent down a paper flier and got a pencil, flying by magic, back]  Darrin, before you get angry. Please be fair. You sailed something down to me, right? It was only fair, that I sail a little something back up to you.

  Darrin Stephens : [argues]  What I did was not only extremely clever and humorous, it was aerodynamically sound. What you did, was witchcraft.