- AA Patient: May I ask you something in confidence?
- Mrs Raven: Yeah, of course.
- [he whispers something in her ear]
- Mrs Raven: I'm not sure.
- [loudly]
- Mrs Raven: Anyone know where Alcoholics Anonymous meets?
- [several patients shake their heads]
- Mrs Raven: No, can't help you.
- Piers: I think I've died and gone to Heaven.
- Mrs Raven: Makes a change; it's normally your patients.
- Piers: That wasn't Mrs Smith. That was Jessica Strong, the film star.
- Janet: Wow! So why did she come to you?
- Piers: She wanted a private, discreet examination by a top professional.
- Mrs Raven: So why did she come to you?