The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007)

Flex Alexander: Sarge

Quotes 

• Sarge : You against the war, Doonesbury?

  Napoleon : Not all wars, Sarge, I just think the president lies too much.

  Sarge : All presidents lie, asshole! That's their fucking job!

  Napoleon : Yes, sir.

  Sarge : No president has told the truth since Truman! And you know what he said?

  Napoleon : No, Sarge.

  Sarge : He said that the buck stops here!

• Sarge : A stunning display of individual and group stupidity! Seventeen civilians killed and yourselves. I'm in fucking awe!

• Sarge : Do you like fucking with me, Napoleon? I think you do. You know what? You're officially in charge of guarding the latrine. Not using it, but guarding it. I want you to stand with one leg and hold your rifle over your fucking head and make sure that no one steals or molests that port-a-potty, or I will have your Gomer Pyle ass court-martialed immediately.

• Sarge : Are you fucking kidding me? You are in mountain assault training. There are no port-a-potties in Kandahar. You will take your dumps behind the cactus with the scorpions. Do you understand me?

  Napoleon : What do I use for T.P., sir?

  Sarge : Use your fucking hand.