Delta Farce (2007)

Larry the Cable Guy: Larry

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Quotes 

• [on Everette's interrogation suit] 

  Larry : You look like a retarded Chewbacca.

• Larry : We are in the most dangerous city in the world, except maybe for Detroit.

• Larry : I'm too fat for this shit.

• Larry : A couple days ago I had more problems than a cub scout at the Neverland Ranch.

• Karen : It's not your baby.

  Larry : I don't understand.

  Woman at Cowboy Frank's : It means she's got a bun in her oven that ain't your recipe. Now, is the salad bar still free though?

  Larry : Why would you care? Doesn't look like you've had a salad all your life.

• Larry : [when Everette wakes up wearing a dress]  Everette, that's another reason you shouldn't drink tequilla.

  Everette : [sees the dress]  Damn, this always happens when I eat the worm.

• Larry : You know what the army says, "Be all you can be."

  Bill Little : Hey! He got it right!

• Larry : [seeing Bill and Everette sleeping together]  What in the name of Siegfried and Roy are you fellas doing?

  Bill Little : Don't ask.

  Everette : Don't tell.

• [from trailer] 

  Larry : [seeing Bill and Everette sleeping together]  What in the name of Siegfried and Roy are you fellas doing?

  Bill Little : Don't ask

  Everette : Don't tell

• Bill Little : Forget it, I've got a wife and kids to think about.

  Larry : And if Connie and the boys were living in a place like this, would you leave them?

• Larry : Man, look at the size of that son of a bitch. He would of ripped you a...

  Sgt. Kilgore : Get me loose! I hate Sonny and Cher.