Delta Farce (2007)

DJ Qualls: Everett

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Quotes 

• [after learning they're not in Iraq] 

  Everette : Are we in France?

• Sgt. Kilgore : Now, Larry, I'm appointing you as acting Squad Leader. Don't get too excited. You beat out a mongoloid and a candy-ass.

  Everette : [to Bill]  He called you a candy-ass.

• Sgt. Kilgore : Get your candy-asses on the plane!

  [Everette stands there as the others get on the plane] 

  Sgt. Kilgore : You deaf! Did you hear me boy?

  Everette : Yes, Sir, but I'm a mongoloid.

  Sgt. Kilgore : Get on the plane!

• Larry : [when Everette wakes up wearing a dress]  Everette, that's another reason you shouldn't drink tequilla.

  Everette : [sees the dress]  Damn, this always happens when I eat the worm.

• Everette : [after a supposedly dead donkey comes back to live]  Iraq, it's a land of miracles.

• Everette : One shot, one kill. Get some!

• Larry : [seeing Bill and Everette sleeping together]  What in the name of Siegfried and Roy are you fellas doing?

  Bill Little : Don't ask.

  Everette : Don't tell.

• [from trailer] 

  Larry : [seeing Bill and Everette sleeping together]  What in the name of Siegfried and Roy are you fellas doing?

  Bill Little : Don't ask

  Everette : Don't tell