The Two Ronnies (TV Series)
Episode #3.1 (1973)
Ronnie Corbett: Self, Various Characters
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[two clergymen walking down the aisle of a church]
Ronnie Barker : Deuteronomy 22, verses 2 to 5.
Ronnie Corbett : I beg your pardon?
Ronnie Barker : Deuteronomy 22, verses 2 to 5.
Ronnie Corbett : Oh, I'm sorry. Um, um, Second Kings 8, 7 to 14.
Ronnie Barker : Oh, really, wouldn't surprise me. I should have thought Micah 2, 40.
Ronnie Corbett : Oh, no, no; you're forgetting Zebadiah 9, 13, down to "I wot not what she gets."
Ronnie Barker : Oh, of course. Ruth 13, 10 to 11.
Ronnie Corbett : [chuckling] No, the way I heard it, it was, um, Daniel 3.
Ronnie Barker : Oh, yes. But surely that would mean Nahum 7, wouldn't it?
Ronnie Corbett : Well, yes, yes, but surely not if it's done with taste.
Ronnie Barker : No, no, no. Isaiah 2, 7 to 8?
Ronnie Corbett : Leviticus?
Ronnie Barker : Judges 14.
Ronnie Corbett : Nehemiah 10.
Ronnie Barker : Amos 22.
Ronnie Corbett : Nehemiah 10.
Ronnie Barker : Haggai 12.
Ronnie Corbett : Nehemiah 10.
Ronnie Barker : Yes, well, of course, it's all right for you; you're married.
[NOTE: the Biblical references seem to be random; some, in fact, don't exist at all, such as Haggai 12; there is not even a book of Zebadiah at all]