- Ronnie Barker: [in an 'old tramps' sketch] Them Americans, they've got a lot of money to waste, they have. Look at all that money they wasted puttin' a man on the moon.
- Ronnie Corbett: They're gonna put a man on the sun, next.
- Ronnie Barker: They can't do that. He'd be burnt to a cinder.
- Ronnie Corbett: No, they've thought of that.
- Ronnie Barker: Oh, yeah? How they gonna get 'round that, then?
- Ronnie Corbett: They're sendin' 'im at night.
- Ronnie Barker: [in a 'two yokels down the pub' sketch] Oh, dear, this beer's horrible. I'll be glad when I've had enough. I'd be better off drinking milk, y'know.
- Ronnie Corbett: Oh, y'don't want milk, don't have milk, very dangerous. Milk was the cause of my brother's death.
- Ronnie Barker: How?
- Ronnie Corbett: A cow fell on 'im. Now, my other brother, for example, he died - he was killed, really, by women and drink.
- Ronnie Barker: Was he?
- Ronnie Corbett: Yep. Couldn't get either, so he shot hi'self.