The Two Ronnies (TV Series)

Episode #12.2 (1986)

Ronnie Corbett: Self, Various Characters

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• Ronnie Barker : [in an 'old tramps' sketch]  Them Americans, they've got a lot of money to waste, they have. Look at all that money they wasted puttin' a man on the moon.

  Ronnie Corbett : They're gonna put a man on the sun, next.

  Ronnie Barker : They can't do that. He'd be burnt to a cinder.

  Ronnie Corbett : No, they've thought of that.

  Ronnie Barker : Oh, yeah? How they gonna get 'round that, then?

  Ronnie Corbett : They're sendin' 'im at night.

• Ronnie Barker : [in a 'two yokels down the pub' sketch]  Oh, dear, this beer's horrible. I'll be glad when I've had enough. I'd be better off drinking milk, y'know.

  Ronnie Corbett : Oh, y'don't want milk, don't have milk, very dangerous. Milk was the cause of my brother's death.

  Ronnie Barker : How?

  Ronnie Corbett : A cow fell on 'im. Now, my other brother, for example, he died - he was killed, really, by women and drink.

  Ronnie Barker : Was he?

  Ronnie Corbett : Yep. Couldn't get either, so he shot hi'self.