Scary Movie V (2013)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Sheen
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Quotes
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Charlie Sheen : Do me a favor. Promise me you won't drive.
Lindsay Lohan : That's sweet. You're worried about me driving.
Charlie Sheen : I'm worried about me. I'm a pedestrian.
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Lindsay Lohan : I'm going to blow you across the room!
Charlie Sheen : Sounds awesome.
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Lindsay Lohan : I don't want to end up all over the Internet. I pride myself on keeping a low profile. My private life is private... wait, what are all these?
Charlie Sheen : Oh, just some movies I rented.
Lindsay Lohan : Me and Brandy, missionary?
Charlie Sheen : A tale of two girls who become nuns.
Lindsay Lohan : And what are all those?
Charlie Sheen : Oh, it's just your standard home security setup, basic run of the mill.
Lindsay Lohan : And why do you need security cameras pointing at your bed.
Charlie Sheen : In case a burglar tries to steal my sex tapes.
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Charlie Sheen : Get out of here, Emilio.
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[from trailer]
Charlie Sheen : I've come back from worse than this.
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[first lines]
Lindsay Lohan : I just don't want to make one of these tapes if it's something you do with every girl.
Charlie Sheen : Every girl? No, no. I am strictly a one-woman guy.
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Lindsay Lohan : Okay, what is that?
Charlie Sheen : Just unraveling the old hose.
Charlie Sheen : Save it for tomorrow, Raul!
Raul - the Gardener : Si senor.