Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds (2006)

Jim Verraros: Kyle

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Quotes 

• [while sketching Troy in class] 

  Tiffani : [drooling]  I wanna hit that harder than Ike hit Tina.

  Kyle : [ditto]  I wanna be wrapped in his arms forever and ever.

  Gwen Anderson : I wanna see him get it on with his boyfriend.

  Kyle : You think he's gay?

  Gwen Anderson : Does Whitney want crack?

• Troy : Would you do me the biggest favor?

  Kyle : Oh, of course I'd do you.

• [Troy drops his robe, ready to model nude for art class] 

  Troy : [to Mr. Thompson]  So, uh, w-where do you want me?

  Tiffani : [almost to herself]  On my face!

  Neil : [to Troy, nervously]  D-Right here on my desk and, uh, we'll get you in, um, several different positions.

  Kyle : [almost to himself]  Missionary, reverse-cowgirl, sixty-nine...

• Kyle : I ate pussy for nothing?

• Violet Müfdaver : [hearing Kyle's description of Tiffani]  Is Tiffany a rhinoceros?

  Kyle : Size doesn't matter.

• [Helen, coming upon her son Kyle kissing Tiffani in public, thinks her son's gone straight while Marc and Troy watch] 

  Helen : [joyfully, after smothering her son with kisses]  You don't understand. I used to catch this boy masturbating with every vegetable in the frig, and now THIS!

  Helen : [to Kyle]  Have you told that awful ex-boyfriend of yours yet?

  Kyle : [looking over to "awful ex-boyfriend" Marc]  Mom, I-I have a feeling that he already knows.

  Marc : I have a feeling this is the funniest thing he's ever seen.

  Kyle : Well, I have a feeling that the childish things that he's doing are acts of jealousy; and, in some small way, it's kind of nice to know that he cares for a change.

  Helen : Who gives a shit about him? I'm gonna be a grandma!

• Kyle : Hey, I'm a catch.

  Gwen Anderson : Says who, your mom?

• Kyle : This is war! Marc is gonna rue the day he ever messed with me!

  Tiffani : Wow, you almost seem like a top!