Ryan Stiles: [in "Whose Line", an Indiana Jones scene]
[after accidentally hitting Colin in the eye]
Ryan Stiles: If you're gonna complain about everything, I'll crawl up the hole myself!
Colin Mochrie: Oh! Oh! Oh! Just think you're gonna get sex tonight!
Ryan Stiles: You know, my father was right about you.
Colin Mochrie: Oh!
Ryan Stiles: Yeah, he said that girl, that girl you're with...
[reading pre-written note]
Ryan Stiles: "Time to make a booty call." And I had no idea what that meant, so I didn't make a booty call.