My Family (TV Series)
Living the Dream (2006)
Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper
Quotes
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Michael Harper : [after finding out Ben and Susan have joined a pyramid scheme] It's a cult.
Ben Harper , Susan Harper : Cult?
Ben Harper : Cult? Haha! Michael, hello? Do we look like we've been taken in by a cult?
Michael Harper : You look like you've been taken from behind!
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Ben Harper : Mikey, you're an educated man. Would they call it 'Pyramus' if it were pyramid selling?
Michael Harper : Yes.
Ben Harper : Ye... They what?
Susan Harper : You know, Michael, we were going to enrol you in the teenage sales force, the Pyramites. But, oh well...
Michael Harper : I couldn't make it, anyway. I'd promised to be the flower girl at a Moonie wedding!
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Michael Harper : Look, so far you've only sold to relatives, right?
Ben Harper : Nope!
Michael Harper : Right?
Ben Harper : Yes.
Susan Harper : What is your point?
Michael Harper : My point is there's going to come a time - maybe not today, but certainly within the next 32-36 hours - when you're going to reach saturation point.
Ben Harper : Oh, finally! Finally! A little confidence in us!
Michael Harper : No, dad, it's a bad thing.
Ben Harper : Point taken! Point taken! And may I counter your argument with this?
[Blows raspberry]