My Family (TV Series)
Living the Dream (2006)
Keiron Self: Roger Bailey
Quotes
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Ben Harper : Nice car, Roger.
Roger Bailey : Well, I get you there! Not a million miles to the gallon, but...
Ben Harper : Hmm. Hmm. Yeah, payments must be horrendous?
Roger Bailey : Oh, I paid cash for it.
Ben Harper : [Gasps] Cash?
Roger Bailey : A little present to myself. Thought you'd might like to go for a spin.
Ben Harper : No, no, no! Not now. No, no. I've got to see my boat dealer. Yeah, yeah... I'm ordering some whale foreskin for my bar stools.
Abi Harper : Oh, my nan's got a sofa like that!
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Ben Harper : Ladies and gentlemen, can I draw your attention to this man here? This man! He is living proof that Pyramus actually works! This man, up until now, was a humble and semi-competent dentist. But after two days - yes, two days - he was able to purchase a top-of-the-range sports car! What car do you own, Roger?
Roger Bailey : It... it's a Porsche.
Ben Harper : Yes, a Porsche! Ladies and gentlemen, did you hear that? A Porsche! And how much did that car cost you, Roger?
Roger Bailey : £30,000.
Ben Harper : Yes, £30,000! And how did you get that money... stranger?
Roger Bailey : Ben, I, I need...
Ben Harper : Go on, tell them, Roger! Tell them!
Roger Bailey : Ben...
Ben Harper : Damn it, Roger! Tell them the truth!
Roger Bailey : My aunt died and left me the money.