Siobhan Hayes: Abi Harper

Quotes 

• Ben Harper : Nice car, Roger.

  Roger Bailey : Well, I get you there! Not a million miles to the gallon, but...

  Ben Harper : Hmm. Hmm. Yeah, payments must be horrendous?

  Roger Bailey : Oh, I paid cash for it.

  Ben Harper : [Gasps]  Cash?

  Roger Bailey : A little present to myself. Thought you'd might like to go for a spin.

  Ben Harper : No, no, no! Not now. No, no. I've got to see my boat dealer. Yeah, yeah... I'm ordering some whale foreskin for my bar stools.

  Abi Harper : Oh, my nan's got a sofa like that!

• Abi Harper : I just remembered! It wasn't a whale's foreskin sofa - it was a four-seat sofa from Wales!