My Family (TV Series)
Living the Dream (2006)
Daniela Denby-Ashe: Janey Harper
Quotes
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Janey Harper : You know, mum? I don't want to stand at the school gates with a bunch of chavs. I want to stand at the school gates with Jude Law. I mean, if I can't give that to my son, how can I live with myself as a mother?
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Susan Harper : But state schools are character building! They're real! There's a rough and tumble... realness to the whole experience! Diversity, Janey - that's what it's all about.
Janey Harper : Private schools have diversity, mum. There are millionaires, billionaires...
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Susan Harper : [after the plumber failed to fix her boiler] Maybe I should put the oven on.
Janey Harper : For heat or food?
Susan Harper : Suicide!
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Janey Harper : You know, where is dad, anyway? We could do with some hot air!
Susan Harper : He's gone to the boat show.
Janey Harper : Dad? But he hasn't got a boat.
Susan Harper : I go to the Ideal Home Exhibition every year - I haven't got one of those!
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Susan Harper : [Ben wants to buy a boat] Forget it, Ben! We can't afford it! I've just promised the plumber a shipload of money for a new boiler. And for us landlubbers, our word is the only thing that separates us from frostbite and divorce!
Ben Harper : Alright! It doesn't have to be 32 foot. It can be 20 foot. I can get that downriver.
Susan Harper : And Michael's off to university next year.
Ben Harper : Well, a 15 foot, then. I could... it's good to learn on...
Janey Harper : Oh, and there's Kenzo's school fees.
Ben Harper : I'm going to have a bath. I'll take my little boat and pretend I'm on the North Atlantic!
Susan Harper : Well, it'll feel like it - there's no hot water!