Rhodri Meilir: Alfie Butts

Quotes 

• Susan Harper : Alfie! What happened to you?

  Alfie Butts : I was beaten up by Liam Gallagher. And Liam Gallagher. And Liam Gallagher.

  Susan Harper : He's concussed!

  Alfie Butts : I was in town auditioning for an Oasis tribute band. I was queuing up with some other potential Liam Gallaghers when a fist fight broke out.

  Susan Harper : So you didn't even audition?

  Alfie Butts : It turns out that was the audition!

• Alfie Butts : Oh, you've got a dog!

  Ben Harper : Yeah, he's a stray mutt, Alfie. Just wandered in from the street and now we can't get rid of him. Ring any bells, Alfie?