Daniela Denby-Ashe: Janey Harper

Quotes 

• Janey Harper : Well, I've got another big lot of heavy stuff to get down from the attic. I could do with a hand.

  Ben Harper : This paper's not going to read itself, Janey!

• Susan Harper : [after Janey is about to throw away her old teddy bear]  Janey, Janey, Janey! No, no! What are you doing?

  Janey Harper : What?

  Susan Harper : That's Mr Tibbs! Mr Tibbs has been in our family for decades! Grandpa gave you this when you were four years old on your chickenpox.

  Janey Harper : Yeah, but... he's so old and manky, mum.

  Susan Harper : You shouldn't throw things out just because they're old. I mean, look at your father.

• Janey Harper : Where did that dog come from?

  Ben Harper : The bowels of hell. Thankfully, he's not staying. Your mother's been in touch with the police... haven't you, darling?

  Susan Harper : Mmhmm... Well, I've just got to go and get dressed. I'm taking Ben for a walk.

  Ben Harper : Ben? When did you start calling him Ben?

  Susan Harper : When he started scratching himself inappropriately!