Recon 2022: The Mezzo Incident (2007)

User Rating:

3.2/10   

Director:

Christian Viel

Writers:

William Alexander (writer)
John Fallon (writer)

Genre:

Sci-Fi

Tagline:

New mission. New planet. Same attitude.

Plot:

After the gruesome events on Caprini, Sharp (Anderson Bradshaw) and his elite team of tough, witty and trigger happy space Marines must now head out to the icy planet Mezzo to investigate further Ma'har activities. What they will encounter will defy their imaginations as they tackle giant man eating snow worms, an underground city of Cyborgs, a slew of murderous alien entities and maybe, finally, the ever elusive Ma'hars

Plot Keywords:

Cyborg | Casual Sex | Post Apocalyptic | Virtual Reality | Female Nudity

Cast

Andy Bradshaw	...	Sharp
Heidi Hawkins	...	Jesse Sandstorm
Deke Richards	...	Doctor Scott Anderson
Carmen Echeverria	...	Salma Alvarez
Valérie Wiseman	...	Kara
Marco von Moos	...	Karl Peterson
Gillian Leigh	...	Fooks
Peter Vrana	...	Barnes
John Fallon	...	Cyber Merc
Johnny Goar	...	Anton
Mark Walker	...	Colonel Thorne
Suzi Lorraine	...	Beverley Jones
Vanessa Matsui	...	Goreborg
Patricia Stasiak	...	Virtual Stripper
Howard Rosenstein	...	Marco

Runtime:

Canada:90 min | Japan:96 min

Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Colour:

Colour

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Certification:

Canada:PG

Filming Locations:

Montréal, Québec, Canada

Company:

Blood & Bullets Productions

Movie Connections:

References Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

the worst movie ever

Bad graphics, silly soft porn scenes, electricity shooting from tits, comments like "wow that was a real tity twister" its very comedic we were laughing so hard at how bad it is and waiting for the next soft porn scene unfortunately the next soft porn scene ended up as a vulgar blood rape with a drill.

Screen saver graphics, green screen shots that are so obvious you can't help but to laugh. Very funny if you drink heavy beforehand otherwise you might get sick. The quality of the video is less then your standard youtube video or spam advertisement. Scenes tied together with powerpoint screen effects, no dialog, just bits and pieces connected with the average Atari like graphics.

My favorite scene was the super fake worm alien green screen shot sort of like a sock puppet. It was so funny we could not stop laughing.

The worst movie ever, drink a lot before viewing so you can at least laugh that your $8.00 went into the trash.