- Bree: I think you'd love the opera. The music and the voices, it's just all so passionate.
- Peter McMillian: Yeah, three hundred-pound soprano seducing balding tenors. That'd be hot!
- Ed Ferrara: At least you and Tom have a love life.
- Lynette: Well, we do the best we can. Given the circumstances.
- Ed Ferrara: Better than Fran and I. We're dead in that apartment. Ah, I don't wanna bore you with the details.
- Lynette: I appreciate that. You know, Ed. I don't want to pry into your personal business, but if you are having problems in that area, you don't have to be resigned to it.
- Ed Ferrara: What are you suggesting, hookers? No, Ed Ferrara doesn't pay for sex.