Quotes
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[first lines]
George : Now you look after yourself.
Janet : I will. Love you.
George : Love you too.
[they kiss]
Mrs Raven : That'll stop when they're knee-deep in nappies.
Ella : Nappies? Janet! You're not pregnant?
Janet : Pregnant? Course I'm not pregnant! Do I look pregnant?
[Janet's belly swells up, breaking her belt]
Janet : George?
George : Yup, you look pregnant to me.
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Mrs Raven : Oh my God, you're going to have triplets like me.
Janet : It's only the one.
Mrs Raven : Trust me, that's not a baby; that's a conspiracy. You can join my group.
Janet : What group?
Mrs Raven : Mums Against Triplets. We go round each other's houses and stick pins in things that come in threes. Mind you that's probably how I got pregnant in the first place.