- [first lines]
- George: [sniffs] Lilliput. No, that's the book I'm reading.
- [sniffs]
- George: Kazakhstan. Janet! Oh, not again.
- [he goes to the bathroom door]
- George: Janet!
- Janet: What?
- George: I need to go!
- Janet: You'll just have to control yourself.
- George: No. I can't. I need to go to Kazakhstan. That's the eighth time you've been in there since supper.
- Janet: Can't you change into your thermo-gear out there?
- George: No!
- Janet: Why not?
- George: I don't know, I just can't. Heroes of Ultron transform in the bathroom; it's the rule, Janet.
- Tyler: I'm not mad. People who worship Elvis are mad, not me. 'Cause I saw Elvis last week, pushing a trolley full of pies 'round Tesco, and he's not worth worshiping.
- [last lines]
- Janet: So, let me get this right. Ultron pregnancies last six *days*.
- George: Yeah. More than a week and we start to induce. Can't, I can't believe it takes nine months on Earth.
- [laughs]
- Janet: And I am expecting my first baby... on Sunday.
- George: I know. Exciting, isn't it?
- Janet: Not quite the word I'd use. And what was that sudden whoof.
- George: Ah, that was just a growth spurt.
- Janet: A growth spurt, of course. Better get some sleep then.
- George: Good night, Mummy.
- Janet: Good night, Mr Full-of-surprises.
- [Janet suddenly bounces out of bed]
- George: Ah, darling; it's kicking.