- Robbie Stewart: [robby ray talking on cell phone] we're rehearsing to meet the Queen, no not Latifah i'm talking about the Queen of England
- Miley Stewart: hey Simon when I met that Queen all I had to rehearse was what's up girlfriend.
- Miley Stewart: you get it.
- Simon: yes unfortunately I did
- Lilly Truscott: waxy airplane earphones you're kidding right
- Miley Stewart: with little gray hairs still stuck to them
- Lilly Truscott: ugg!
- Grandma Stewart: you want this don't you
- Grandma Stewart: so stop your moping
- Oliver Oken: [waa... waa]
- [Oliver finger accidently presses a button on soundboard]
- Oliver Oken: finger slipped my bad
- Grandma Stewart: bend those knees
- Grandma Stewart: [jackson spikes the volleyball into oliver knocking him down] yeah thats what i'm talking about.
- [Oliver presses another button as he falls to floor]
- Grandma Stewart: Who's gonna save the Queen now?
- Queen Elizabeth II: Don't hate the player, hate the game.