The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Scratch My Car and Die (1964)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Laura Petrie : Do you notice you're a nut?
Rob Petrie : Only about things automotive. I'll outgrow it all right.
Laura Petrie : When?
Rob Petrie : Well, I don't know. When I get a new helicopter, I guess.
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Rob Petrie : Will you look at that shaft of moonlight shining on our Tarantula?
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Rob Petrie : What's the sense of having a new car if you can't have your best friends envious of you?
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Rob Petrie : You know what the great thing about this car is?
Laura Petrie : That you can't bring it into the house.
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Buddy Sorrell : You let Laura drive your new bedbug?
Sally Rogers : Tarantella.
Rob Petrie : Tarantula.
Sally Rogers : Oh, yeah. I forgot.
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Rob Petrie : People should not be allowed to go around scratching heavily-financed Tarantulas.