The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

All About Eavesdropping (1963)

Ann Morgan Guilbert: Millie Helper

Quotes 

• Jerry Helper : Hey, Rob, let's play "Who Am I", huh? Who am I?

  Rob Petrie : We gave you that vase, too.

  Jerry Helper : I know, I know, thanks. Who am I?

  Rob Petrie : [muttering]  You're not Eleanor Roosevelt, I'll tell you that for sure.

  Jerry Helper : Come on. Who am I? Let's play. What do you say, Rob?

  Millie Helper : [long, uncomfortable pause]  Let's play charades!

  Jerry Helper : Charades! Everybody loves charades! Hey, I got it. Laura, Rob and I, we'll be on one team, and Millie, Sally and Buddy, you're on the other.

  Millie Helper : Charades all right, Rob? Laura?

  Laura Petrie : It's your house.

  Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : You didn't give them the house?

• Millie Helper : Whadda you think could be keeping Rob and Laura?

  Buddy Sorrell : Hey, maybe they had a fist fight.

  Sally Rogers : A fist fight? Rob and Laura?

  Buddy Sorrell : Yeah.

  Sally Rogers : Worst thing they ever do is kiss hard.