The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
All About Eavesdropping (1963)
Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell
Quotes
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Jerry Helper : Hey, Rob, let's play "Who Am I", huh? Who am I?
Rob Petrie : We gave you that vase, too.
Jerry Helper : I know, I know, thanks. Who am I?
Rob Petrie : [muttering] You're not Eleanor Roosevelt, I'll tell you that for sure.
Jerry Helper : Come on. Who am I? Let's play. What do you say, Rob?
Millie Helper : [long, uncomfortable pause] Let's play charades!
Jerry Helper : Charades! Everybody loves charades! Hey, I got it. Laura, Rob and I, we'll be on one team, and Millie, Sally and Buddy, you're on the other.
Millie Helper : Charades all right, Rob? Laura?
Laura Petrie : It's your house.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : You didn't give them the house?
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Millie Helper : Whadda you think could be keeping Rob and Laura?
Buddy Sorrell : Hey, maybe they had a fist fight.
Sally Rogers : A fist fight? Rob and Laura?
Buddy Sorrell : Yeah.
Sally Rogers : Worst thing they ever do is kiss hard.
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Buddy Sorrell : Hey, play The Minute Waltz.
Sally Rogers : I only know half of it.
Buddy Sorrell : Play it twice.
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Buddy Sorrell : I haven't had laughs like this since the St. Valentine's Day massacre.
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Sally Rogers : Gee, what a beautiful ashtray!
Buddy Sorrell : Gorgeous, gorgeous!
Sally Rogers : Yes.
Laura Petrie : We gave them that ashtray. We gave them this lamp, too.
Rob Petrie : No special reason, just in friendship.
Laura Petrie : That's right.
Sally Rogers : [long, uncomfortable pause] BOY, this is a beautiful ashtray!
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Buddy Sorrell : I know what's bothering them.
Sally Rogers , Jerry Helper : What?
Buddy Sorrell : They need on-the-spot relief from acid indigestion.